| Title | : | How to Survive a Horror Movie |
|---|---|---|
| Author | : | Seth Grahame-Smith |
| Release | : | 2007-05-01 |
| Kind | : | ebook |
| Genre | : | Film, Books, Arts & Entertainment, Nonfiction, Social Science, Humor |
| File Size Bytes | : | |
| Price | : | 9.99 USD |
| Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you’re probably trapped in a horror movie. But don’t freak out—just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including: • How to determine what type of horror film you’re trapped in • The five types of slashers and how to defeat them • How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects • How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats • What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you’re already dead So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you—as long as you have this book. |
